February 10, 2012

The most hated man in America

Um in this fall, man this is very tough. In this fall I'ma take my talents to South Beach and um, join the Miami Heat.”,said Lebron James.  At the moment those words left Lebron James’ mouth he became the most hated man in America.  His name synonymous with traitor, heartless, and screw up.  His nicknames include, King James, Lebum, and the chosen one.  Lebron was a relatively liked player until his departure to the already powerful Miami Heat.  The Miami Heat had already re-signed superstar Dwayne Wade, and picked up star power forward Chris Bosh.  The nation is now divided into Heat fans, and Heat haters.  Many people jumped on the Heat bandwagon because of their new superstar filled lineup.
Lebron James has no class.  On his 27th birthday he told a baker to make him a $3,000 cake.  He was not even paying for the cake.  He was going to get the baker publicity by showing the cake at his party.  Right before his party he decides to reject the cake.  Last year alone Lebron James made almost $50,000,000, and yet he is to cheap to pay for a $3,000 cake.  That is like a man who makes $50,000 a year not paying for a $3 cake.
Another reason Lebron James is so hated is the all star calls he gets.  For example if he falls down during a shot that he misses even if he is untouched it is called a foul (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_jsyxJVAXs).  Also Lebron James gets to travel as much as he wants with his ‘crab dribble’ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpQBD672HkQ).  Also clean blocks on Lebron James are considered fouls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36nT2osudy0) .  
Those are a few of the many reasons Lebron James is the most hated man in America.

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