April 30, 2012

CHUCK NORRIS! .. I mean Google.

Okay, people.

Google. It’s a six-letter word and is synonymized with “Key to the Internet”. Invented in NC a long time ago, this website is great for projects, research, and, well, finding things. The engine is so popular that it became an adjective! This search engine, however, is rigged by some very interesting characters.. who like pranking.

For example, if you search “zerg rush” on Google, you’ll be zerg’d- when an army of incredibly weak enemies overwhelm you not with strength, but with their numbers. Battle the O’s as they eat your searches!

Also, who doesn’t love a good Chuck Norris Search? Chuck Norris was a karate-martial artist, but he became an actor sometime in the 90’s and since then, has been a God of sorts in the world of jokes. Chuck-isms, I call ‘m. For example:

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Oh, this one’s my favorite. DO A BARREL ROLL! The term ‘Barrel Roll’ means that you roll over, usually in a plane, and keep going in the direction you were going before barrel rolling.

Wanna play with Google? Search Google Gravity and hit ‘I’m feeling lucky’!

Feel out of the norm? Google ‘Askew’. I dare you not to tilt your head.

Go to this link if you want to be stupidified by internet psychics!

Aaand.. there’s more.. I’ll leave it to you to figure it out. ;D

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